One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence. Suzy raised her hand so she called on her. She said: the sky is defintely blue!

I'm sorry Suzy thats wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red ,gray etc.. any body else?

Timmy raised his hand and said: the grass is defintely green. I'm sorry Timmy that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?

Little Johnny raises his hand and says: Teacher do farts have lumps? The teacher says,no why?

Jonny says: Than I defintely Shit my pants!